Thursday, August 7, 2008

King of the bench

Let's take a moment for this guy I saw at the park Friday evening:

1. Lavender polo shirt
2. Khaki shorts
3. Mandals
4. Gelled hair
5. Smoking a cigar
6. Staring at a PDA
7. Legs spread way wider than necessary
8. On a public park bench

It's like he had a checklist of jackassery and just went right the hell down it. Check. Check. Check.

[Drawing by Matt Wiegle]


Jak said...

The illustration is a beautiful touch. I can practically smell the cologne.

Kate said...

I'll be sure to pass that along to Nailgun Alley's in-house artist.